Dark, dark times call for DAD JOKES!
12 Jan 2020
The Shameless Not Blameless Tour
Here comes Sooty & The Coalface Crew
Their thoughts and prayers and a handshake for you,
A promise of money and their hope you’ll renew.
They’re visiting disasters for the evening news
Where drought is a nightmare, the fires are worse.
Is there more could be done? His answer’s perverse:
Our responses will be practical, like how shall we live
With disasters unavoidable, there’s nothing to forgive.
Be reassured that there’s nothing we can do
To save you from a future a lot like the news:
Shameless, not Blameless.
5 Jan 2020 Questions without Notice to the PM:
Here are some angry jokes I made up. Laughter is not guaranteed. 🙂
Q: What is your response to the air quality issues in NSW?
A: How good are the sunsets!
Q: Do you consider the current evacuation centres to be sufficient for the needs of the communities?
A: How good are beaches!
Q: What do you have to say to the rising tide of post-traumatic mental health issues that some experts predict following this fire season?
A: How good are holidays!
Q: What’s your comment on the timing of the NSW Emergency Services Minister’s holiday?
A: How good are holidays in times of crisis.
Q: What’s your comment on the timing of your holiday to Hawaii?
A: I am sorry my absence caused some people anxiety.
January is chockers with overseas trips and appointments for me, and I had promised my two young children a holiday this summer. My kids come first in my life. Equal first, with God of course, and the Australian people. That’s a three-way tie for first place. How good are ties!
So, we went on a little secret trip overseas. The Facebook posts of me drinking with a couple of fans sort of cruelled the secrecy, and I regret any offence caused to anyone by my shirt, but it was in Hawaii after all. My girls rolled their eyes, but a daggy-dad has to do what has to be done.
Q: Do you think the emergency services are sufficiently resourced for the intensity of the current situation?
A: How good are volunteers!
Q: Do you have a message for the volunteers?
A: How good is the community spirit!
Q: What about the thousands sheltering on beaches from encircling fires, or tensely enduring amazing lines of crawling traffic under smoke-laden skies, hoping they will escape the danger before the road is cut again and they have to improvise shelter in an unfamiliar landscape?
A: How good are holidays, even when they are cut short! I know what it is like. I understand. Seriously I do. It’s awful. But remember, there is always a silver lining – think of all the new relationships & adventures. We Aussies have had our holidays disrupted before and we’ll make it through this one because we are amazing people.